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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The weird ads you get when you're up the duff

Announcing the V2 Supporter

Some women find that the pressure on their vagina as they near the end of pregnancy can be uncomfortable ... or even unbearably painful. Here's a way to give your hoo-ha a little woohoo!.

Just when you thought you'd experienced the last of the crazy pregnancy symptoms (Hello, nipple hair!), along come varicose veins on your hoo-ha. Doesn't that just beat all? Of course it's the last thing you want to talk about, but when your insides feel like they're about to bottom out, it's pretty much all you can think about. Stop the insanity with a little well-positioned support.


When your vajingo needs a helping hand, the V2 Supporter lends one in all the right places. This stretchy cotton band is fully adjustable to give you a lift where you need it most, taking care of painful swelling and pressure. It's true the contraption looks strikingly like a lace-trimmed jock strap—but if it provides you with a pain-free cha-cha, we're betting you don't give a rat's patootie.

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How many different words for vagina can you count in this ad?

My only only hope is that my woohootootie doesn't need to cha-cha in this thing.

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