How does a 5ft 2inch woman FEEL when carrying an 8lb baby?
- Feet hurt after just a couple of minutes standing
- Walking more than a block is out of the question
- Walking faster than a tortoise is out of the question
- Hands hurt, like I've been doing major yoga handstands for 12 hours a day
- Lower abs constantly hurt
- Hips clicking and hip flexors sore/tight
- Baby bopping bladder feels like knives in her woowoo
- Constantly needing to pee (3x in 20 mins is the current record)
- Belly button feels like end of overstuffed sausage
- Right side of belly bruised from inside out from baby kicks
- Completely useless around the house - each chore requires a rest before beginning the next (bring on maid visit #2 next week!)
- Bored and frustrated because getting out and about aint so easy any more
- Concerned that all those cute newborn outfits will be immediately obsolete
- Exhausted
- Extremely thankful that she has a fantastic husband who looks after her and doesn't groan each time she whines about being pregnant
1 comment:
Woowoo...that's a first.
At least you manage to update this still...you (r tummy) look good~~
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